I need a new job. My boss never told any of the new employees how much we’ll be making per hour and she doesn’t have a set schedule. We work nearly 7 days a week. You have to ask for a day off, which is normal if you need it, but we don’t get any days off period. You work EVERYDAY! It doesn’t stop.
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
lordmcconnell: madelinegraceg: acylate: chinchie: i honestly feel 100% better after watching this beautiful I’m gonna have a good day. That’s fantastic this makes me have hope in humanity once again. I’m impressed with the puppetry in itself. The choice of song is perfection!
WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY SALES TAX
My boyfriend is out of the blue sending me lovey dovey texts from not texting me once all week. I don’t know if I should appreciate it or being nervous that he did something and feels guilty about it, which would resulted in his random ass “i miss you” and “i can’t wait to see you” texts. Guys are so complicated. Girls aren’t this complicated. Are we? If...
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ALT REBLOG DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE!?!?!? WHYYYYYYY