Just got my schedule for desk attending. Fridays: From 12am to 4am. Dicks. Lots and lots of dicks.
When Home Alone
Most teenagers: Time to do drugs, watch porn, sneak my friends over, and have an orgy
Me: Yes, I can finally practice the belting part of that song
I’ve been so fucking busy I haven’t even gotten the chance to actually check out facebook or look on tumblr or tweet shit. Can’t wait until everything is legitimately settled in.
The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men →
scarlettnine: tyleroakley: agvnotes: These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable. 1.Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” -mid 2012 Senate Campaign 2.Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” -mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas ...
What do you call a fake noodle? ...
An impasta. I love that!
constantshennanigans: advantages of being a boy: your boobs don’t get in the way no period your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week no childbirth penises are fun shirts always fit over your chest you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it you store less fat advantages of being a girl: can use your bra as an extra pocket